Rich Florida Dude has this STRETCH   LIMO

 Florida SENIOR CENTER BUS    getting

EMERGENCY FUEL DELIVERY

Chris and Deane FISHING.  Ok DEANE fell over board, 

what do you want me to do,

I am fishing

 Chris JUMP STARTING his car

One hundred people in line

at a Florida store to buy a PLAY STATION.

Chris had too many

BEANS for lunch.

I've been coming to Florida for 12 years to fix hurricane damage

It's been 16 years for me.

I hate South West Florida

too hot

This kid thinks that

if he dresses like a shark  -- 

all the other kids will run away

and he will have the beach

all to himself

They say there are gators in South West Florida -

  I don’t believe it

Them exterminators in South West Florida are too expensive

I hate it when I get stuck in

South West Florida sand

 This Florida man heard that there was buried Spanish Gold Coins at the beach

South West Florida sun   is sooooo bright

         I agree              South West Florida

sun is bright  --  

but it sure made you ugly